September182014
pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

(via frick-y)

12AM

(Source: shadyteam, via impervious-i-wish)

12AM

(Source: danielodowd, via frick-y)

September172014
10PM

pokemoncap:

good.

(via ugly)

10PM

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via ugly)

10PM

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via ugly)

4PM

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via ugly)

4PM

meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

(Source: meladoodle, via iseethroughyoursmile)

4PM

earthcats:

Cheetah cubs are awesome.

(Source: eye-of-the-cat, via iseethroughyoursmile)

10AM

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via ugly)

10AM

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via ugly)

10AM

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

10AM
10AM
“vaccinate your fucking kids” holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

(Source: callmeoutis, via adventuresofawhitegirl)

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