May232013

orlopzi:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

He’s not until someone touches him

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5PM

loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was

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5PM

alouquacuesta:

American Horror Story —> Evan Peters

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5PM

dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

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5PM

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May222013

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9PM

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

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9PM

queen-of-s4ssy:

minatokiiroisenko:

laughwithoutworries:

lawlietshoujo:

sassy-tail:

holy dicks, that’s useful

reblogging for future reference

reblogging for future essays

reblogging for future roleplays

Reblogging for future family get togethers

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9PM

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9PM

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

(via safe-house)

9PM

If you'd like to hear me talk I guess

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
9PM

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

disneyismyescape:

beelzebub-36:

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

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“But it’s not natural!”

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“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

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“But now their child will be gay.”

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“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

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“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

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Respected king.

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Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

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You can be a homo too!

Fave post.

omg

9PM

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via adventuresofawhitegirl)

9PM
The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.

(Source: quentintarantinos, via th-enemy)
May212013

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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