August282014

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

2AM

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

2AM
animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

2AM

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i know you all are excited for pumpkins and shit but let me just remind you of winters other blessings

  • apple pie
  • apple cider
  • caramel apples
  • candied apples
  • apple crisp
  • apPles

image

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

2AM
2AM

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via pagingme)

1AM
August272014
screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

(Source: screaming-biscuits, via pagingme)

5PM

(Source: dewogong, via ruinedchildhood)

5PM

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

5PM
5PM

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via ruinedchildhood)

2PM

(insp.)

(Source: peterjquil, via ruinedchildhood)

8AM

(Source: zoiodlula, via bcewiuwcfuckit)

8AM

dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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